• Order your food and beverages at the counter; pick your beer up at the bar, fill the bottomless soda glasses at the soda machine, build your own crisp salad at the salad bar, and we’ll bring the breadsticks and pizza to your table. (Except during lunch, when the breadsticks are out on the salad bar).

• The giant playing card is how we keep track of your order. Put the card in plain sight on your table so we can find you quickly!

• “Beware of the Bump!”  There’s a bump in the dining room…ask and we’ll point it out!

• Our thin-crust, New York-style lunch slices are very different than our regular pizzas. If you want to try what we’re famous for, try any of our 18 Specialty Pizzas.

• We have Coke products in the bottomless soda fountain, and Pepsi products in cans.

• The nifty bathrooms are around the corner from the soda fountain.

• Where are the forks? In the fork-holder on the counter. (Under the stone guarantee hanging from the ceiling.) 

• Where are the crayons? Crayons, coloring books, games, and local publications are available in the short black shelf at the front of the store, by Caffina (the coffee-pouring mannequin fountain).

• We confidently recommend ordering a “Home-Cook” pizza if you’re taking the pie(s) more than 30 minutes away.

• At each table you will find: napkins, comment cards, pens, menus, grated Pecorino Romano cheese, crushed red pepper, salt, pepper, and maybe an informative (and witty) table tent. Extras of all these things are available upon request.

• We seriously listen to and appreciate your feedback. We guarantee every aspect of your visit, and we strive to make the visit the highlight of your week.

• This is the original Flying Pie Pizzaria; look around for the dates each wall was added, as we expanded the restaurant.